alrights.
i'm officially the president of "BLOCK OUT THE SUN CLUB"
so people, feel free to join.

CRITERIA:
you must be capable of blocking out the sun; like me or matthew

BENEFITS: [/edited]
you help to block out the sun; and get a nice/nicer tan
people will then recognise you as the superhero who saved them from the scorching hot sun!
you no longer have to bother about what others say about your size
+ no membership fee
AND NO 7% GST! FANTASTIC RIGHT.

look!
we can actually bring joy to the world and make ourselves a whole lot happier?
come on! we SHOULD work hand in hand.


on second thought, plants can no longer photosynthesize .
wont we run out of oxygen and die eventually?
okay. for that, the club shall come up with a brilliant solution soon.
perhaps a diet plan?
- EH WAIT. then wouldnt the club lose it's first intentions? okay shit. my club's gonna close down soon. wth?!? oh rahrrr.

anyhows. the "BLOCK OUT THE SUN CLUB" is still going to be the best thing that can be happening.
like totallyyyyyyyy.
erm. YEAH.

JOIN US NOWW ! ((:

(: il est magique.
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